Update – Monday morning. Smoke is clearing. Dave is smiling. I can’t believe I got nearly every frigging thing on my list done. Thanks to those that helped, especially J and S. I feel caught up and a tremendous weight has been lifted from my formerly overwhelmed shoulders. Maintaining a house is no joke and I’m learning a lot. The most important lessons so far, which I’d like to share, are 1) Make lists (further explanation below in the original post) and 2) Be doing something everyday to make that list shorter – thereby avoiding the aforementioned (and inevitable) “overwhelmshion”. Tasks which could not be completed have notes in red below, and I just made the final list update if you’d like to check my score.
Over my nearly 6 years as a blogger I have seen and taken part in some of the many ways in which your website can cross over and effect your real life. I was nearly lynched in the North End. You may remember the semi-successful Pork Ass Challenge. Recently I’ve been writing a lot about productivity and workflow. Less about Blade Runner.
Although I myself haven’t had a cigarette since New Year’s Eve 1999 there are many blogs devoted to nothing but the author attempting to quit smoking. These, usually futile, attempts are the perfect example of this post’s purpose – calling your shot in public. If you fail to quit the lung rockets, the drinking, the over-eating, the necrophelia – everyone is going to know because you publicized your intentions. Not wanting to appear like a weak windbag in front of your friends can enable you to move mountains. A simple blog post declaring your noble intentions then becomes enormous motivation for completing your mission. And I’m going to need all the motivation I can muster this weekend.
This is all, word-for-word, from a text file I’ve had open on my desktop and have been adding to since I got back from Gooch’s wedding on Tuesday. If you’re a GTD fan you’ll notice some of that methodology (next steps, context lists, etc.) ingrained. If you don’t know what GTD is, and you’re feeling overwhelmed by tasks at work or in your personal life, you absolutely have to buy and read the book I’ve listed to the left. It’s saved my life, and if I were a richer man I’d buy it for you – but I shouldn’t have to because it’s under $10. That, my friends, is a testimonial of which you should take heed.
June 20th & 21st Task List
PhoneCall Wentworth
Call Spencer re: laptop & dartboard
Call Steve Brig & Schedule alternate trailer deliveryCall Bob re: trailer rental and his truck
Call Erynn re: dates for visit
Call Brooks-Cryderman re: radiant heating – will do today. Not in office on weekends.
Call Mike Bell re: satelitte installation
Call Best Buy re: laptop and hard drive repair
Yard
Finish staining dock – Got the supplies I need but wanted to wait for sunny weather to paint.
– Get stain & brushFinish dock trim
– Paint trim and install – See above.Call Don re: tractor and whipper-snipper repair
– Repair tractor – Got the belt and took the tractor apart with the help of my neighbor and noticed a crack in one of the very dull blades which has puppy behading-potential. Going to get two new blades then re-assemble tonight with new belt in place. – Repair whipper-snipper
– Get belt for tractor
– Take whipper-snipper to small engine repair shop – Ended up investing in a SICK new one with an 18″ snipping diameter, brush cutting and edging features. This property needs a serious whipper snipper.Fix lake pump– Get new foot valve. Bring old one for sizing– Add new valve, prime, get taps working – Lost the primer cap while working on it Saturday and the new foot valve shot off the end of the hose like the Nautalis. Realized I needed thread tape and got some Sunday when I went to Home Hardware to replace the cap. Almost over the finish line.Pickup dog pooPickup loose trash
Store all tools and hardware
Clean up mess by basement door
– Burn wood – Was too wet to burn over the weekend, but everything scheduled for incineration has been moved to the fire pit. All I have to do is light a match.
– Add glass and refuse to outgoing trash for Monday
– Move deck umbrella– Move ladder to garage
OfficeClean office
– Store boxes– Hang pictures– Organize Mom’s desk– File all loose documents– Move current files back onto clean desk area
– Fill bank shelves and then mark for actionMove fax machine
Move hard driveGive laptop to Spencer
Scan trust documents for Janet
Clean out work and personal email inboxes
WinchesterClean Winchester
– Sweep
– Mop
– Change bedding
Install strike plate – I forgot this can’t be done until a proper door frame is built. Shouldn’t have been on the list.
Put tread on stairs – Couldn’t find any. Will likely just cut bathtub tread to fit.
GarageSort trash
– Recyclables
– To be burned
To be returned–
Return bottles
Mark garbage with tags for Monday a.m.
Burn the burnable
HouseLaundry
– Master bedroom, sheets only
– Loose clothes in Dave’s room
– Winchester bedding
Hang, beat and store mats
Clean back deck
– Assemble umbrella
– Return kegs and tap for deposit
– Move bins to garage
Store satellite equipmentChange side lightbulb
Sort Dave’s room
– Fix closet door
– Hang mirror
– Clean out closet
– Hang pictures
BasementHang dartboard
Cover pool table
– Brush pool table
– Clean pool table coverClean rest of photo glass and rehang
Reclean floor re: dog and cat urineClean out and restock fridge
Smiths FallsGet dock stain & brushGet new wallet
Get foot valve
Get laundry detergentGet stair treadGet belt for tractorTake whipper-snipper to repair shop
MiscellaneousGo visit Dad on Sunday. Check times in letter or phone ahead.
– Clothes to GoodwillGet fucking hydratedTreat head wound (long story)
Don’t get distracted (shitfaced)
I won’t get everything done this weekend. I say that because some items, such as launching the boat, are dependant on weather or other people over whom I have no real physical or mental control. Yet. I’m going to get damn close, though, and I’ll update you on Monday, beaming proudly and feeling a whole lot better than I do right now. Dave is in the weeds. Dave needs a “life” whipper-snipper. Don’t believe me? Just see item #3 under “Yard”.
Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton
Um. Can we talk about the head wound?
Anneliese
Funny – nowhere on there did I read “upload pictures from Gooch’s wedding” I suggest you post them before I post the picture of your head wound that I secretly took.
Good luck getting your stuff done!
Dave
I was “overserved” at Gooch and Kim’s wedding and took several dancefloor diggers which left me with a nasty scrape. I have a picture of it but I lost the charger for my new camera. By the way, DVS – the blue Lumix is yours again should you still want it. I didn’t like the fact that it only recorded video as Quicktime.
Dave
Anneliese – I can’t find the charger! I have yet to look in my car. The house is getting torn apart this weekend as part of the crazy business, so I am optimistic. If I don’t find it I’ll get a new charger when I go to Kingston early next week to pick up my laptop. Please be patient – I’m not holding out.
Dave
I’ve already put a dent in the task list so I think I’ll cross a few items off. Damn – stroking off items feels even better than plain stroking off.
Dave
Another round of updates just added. I’m hangin’, bangin’ and kerraaaaangin’!
Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton
Add edit DVS wedding video since you’ve been so productive?
Dave
Soon, buddy. Soon. My new laptop is MUCH better at editing video and I’m really looking forward to it. I’m thinking of scoring it with Grateful Dead music as you played a lot of it at the wedding. Is that OK?
Detroit Velvet Smooth from Moncton
That’d be really cool.
Monster
Reminds me of an SNL skit… ‘It would be a very bad thing if we lose the list… almost as bad as my wife finding out about my mistress’… I forget the exacts words and too tired to look it up… can never find it on Youtube either – hilarious skit!