I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
“Wow!“, I said, “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit older, and a bit balder than when you last saw me!” She giggled and said she was sure I’d meet the challenge!
“Yeah“, I said, “just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistband that’s a few inches wider these days!” She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!”Anyway“, she said, “I’ve put on a couple of pounds myself!”
So I told her to f*ck off.
Thanks to Taz for the submission.
Nice joke!!!
Screw the fat bitch!
People have been asking me if I wrote that. I wish. But I could have. Boys, stick to tried and true methods. Cougar bars.