Monday’s Quotelet: No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Accessorize.
While the British Media initially dubbed Daniel Craig the “uglier than a bag of spanners, Bond” they eventually settled on the kinder “first since Connery who doesn’t look like a mincing fruitcake, Bond”.
He looks differently abled. I do not support this choice.
Dave Pye
“I’d have no problem playing baccarat with you for the British nuclear missle launch codes, Dr. No – if only I had some clue as to what the fuck that was and anyone had played it since 1967.”
graeme
For the last time no, Ms. Moneypenny, I won’t let you perform “dictation” on me! Now go visit M – he’s developed a Walther PPK dildo silencer with your name on it!
graeme
Damn, that should have been Q not M. I like this pick for 007 – all of the guys since Connery have been “pretty boys”. However, I think Clive Owen would have been better suited for the role and would be “truer” to the books’ description of Bond.
graeme
Christ, Scaramanga, stop laughing at my License to Kill picture! I was hung over and having a bad hair day!
Anonymous
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to flop.
Dave Pye
I wanted Owen to get it too. Bana was my first choice, before he got so well known, and Craig was #3. I’ll live.
me
Ick, Craig is my LAST choice. Mostly because, to me, he’s always Jaappie Botha, and I fucking HATE Jaappie Botha.
Dave Pye
“Witty repartee? No, you have me confused with Roger Moore. I’ll just fucking batter you.”
jv
dave luvs bana
graeme
Camouflage, you can now begin liking the newest Bond because a quick trip to the IMDb shows that Robbie Bulloch played Jaapie Botha and not Daniel Craig.
And yes, Dave luvs Bana.
graeme
Ooops, seems that Craig did play the older Jaapie – carry on Camo.
Jennie Smash
He looks differently abled. I do not support this choice.
Dave Pye
“I’d have no problem playing baccarat with you for the British nuclear missle launch codes, Dr. No – if only I had some clue as to what the fuck that was and anyone had played it since 1967.”
graeme
For the last time no, Ms. Moneypenny, I won’t let you perform “dictation” on me! Now go visit M – he’s developed a Walther PPK dildo silencer with your name on it!
graeme
Damn, that should have been Q not M. I like this pick for 007 – all of the guys since Connery have been “pretty boys”. However, I think Clive Owen would have been better suited for the role and would be “truer” to the books’ description of Bond.
graeme
Christ, Scaramanga, stop laughing at my License to Kill picture! I was hung over and having a bad hair day!
Anonymous
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to flop.
Dave Pye
I wanted Owen to get it too. Bana was my first choice, before he got so well known, and Craig was #3. I’ll live.
me
Ick, Craig is my LAST choice. Mostly because, to me, he’s always Jaappie Botha, and I fucking HATE Jaappie Botha.
Dave Pye
“Witty repartee? No, you have me confused with Roger Moore. I’ll just fucking batter you.”
jv
dave luvs bana
graeme
Camouflage, you can now begin liking the newest Bond because a quick trip to the IMDb shows that Robbie Bulloch played Jaapie Botha and not Daniel Craig.
And yes, Dave luvs Bana.
graeme
Ooops, seems that Craig did play the older Jaapie – carry on Camo.