That doesn’t change the fact that I’m extremely pleased you’ve kicked that fucking pariah out of your house and filed for divorce. I bemoaned your sad transformation a year or so ago, and you were truly the last to know that this would end in tears. As far as your career goes, you just don’t bounce back on the sexy meter after pumping out two dirtbag-descendants.
My older post covers most of the basics, so I’ll stick to my hopes for Britney’s future. Thanks to VH1, you’re always going to have a job, baby. Whether you’re on top of the charts, or a giant electronic scale – that’s still show business. If Flava can make a celebreality comeback, then so can you. Just please make sure that at no time Flava comes on your back. Cause that’s probably the only thing on this planet that’s worse than having your baggage lined with Feder.
Anonymous
Timely and on top of celeb gossip. You are a gay mans dream.
Anonymous
Were you on the email list for http://www.emailmewhenbritneyfiles.com?
Dave Pye
No. I live in a van across from their house.
christine
I am beyond thrilled she is getting rid of that maggot. It’s about time, I pray she has a pre nuptual agreement.
Bryan
I’m bringin’ Britney back… yaaah.
me
Great, now Kevin has two baby mamas and four spawn, and none of my normal intelligent friends have any. Chalk one more up for future idiocracy.
Anonymous
Camogirl, I believe you mean “idiocy.”
and now, irony.
me
No, I really meant idiocracy.