Appetizer: When was the last time you did something courteous?
I’ve been giving my seat up on the train a lot more frequently. It hurts at first, and it’s hard to sit down for a few days afterwards, but it’s a good way to make some extra pocket money and there are always generous elderly gentleman cruising public transportation.
Salad: If you were to have a painting done of you, what would background be?
The background would be that I’m enough of a narcissistic twat to comission a painting of himself. So, in other words, a seascape.
Soup: Describe your voice.
It’s smooth and deep. I can do a great Dean Martin impersonation. But if we’re talking inner-voice, it’s a selection of three murderous circus clown brothers bent on violent necrophelia.
Main Course: What is something you would like to do, but are afraid of the risks?
I’d like to move fairly soon. I don’t see myself living in Boston forever. But dropping everything is a very scary prospect. Like when you’re babysitting an infant. I’m thinking Toronto or Vancouver, but I’d likely have to change my profession a little due to the marketplace. I recently got a book on juggling.
Dessert: What was the last television show you watched?
Last night I watched an old episode of Family Guy – the one where Meg skips Stewie’s birthday party to unsuspectingly attend a cult meeting. I was a late adopter of this show, but it’s absolutely hilarious and I am so glad I eventually got around to wasting copious amounts of my time with it. Homer who?
App: I took the time to craft a response to people soliciting donations for worthy causes that allows them to maintain their dignity and cheerful spirit and allows me to keep from having to part with any of my hard earned cash.
Salad: those exhausted looking fat naked chicks.
Soup: I wish spoke like charlie murphy’s hater-pimp character
Main: move to Toronto bitch! I need some friends.
Desert: I’m emabarassed to admit it was ER… I’ve wanted to bang Abby since talk-radio… even though she’s starting to look a little grizzled at this point.
Appetizer: When was the last time you did something courteous?
Most every time I get out of an elevator I always offer to anyone else in the car that they may exit first – this is generally so I get check out female posteriors.
Salad: If you were to have a painting done of you, what would background be?
Millions of tiny red dots Lichtenstein style or the interior of Pop Tate’s Ol’ Chocolate Shoppe.
Soup: Describe your voice.
I have a big chest cavity so my voice tends to resonate – my buddy’s tell me they can hear me clear across the most crowed of rooms. People also tell me I have a good voice for radio (and a face to match!).
Main Course: What is something you would like to do, but are afraid of the risks?
See my answer below.
Dessert: What was the last television show you watched?
Long Way Round. Ewan McGregor and Charlie Boorman jump on motorbikes and travel around the world – even through places like Mongolia where there aren’t any roads. I’d love to have the funding and guts to attempt this (see above).