Appetizer: What was the last game you purchased?
I did you one better, you Quizzlet bastard – I purchased a membership to GameFly. It’s like NetFlix for the geeks who are worse than movie geeks. I’m not ashamed, however. There’s nothing unhealthy about coming home on a chilly fall evening and battling a Rhino from the comfort of your own couch in front of the fireplace. Then I tell her she’s pretty and take her out for something to eat when I’m sure none of my neighbors are looking.
Soup: Name something in which you don’t believe.
I don’t believe in institutions, parties, groups or denominations that spend more time and energy debasing others than bettering themselves. So, basically, I don’t believe in much. Debasing should almost always be left to The Pixies.
Salad: If you could choose a television boss, who would you pick?
I would love to put a stapler in jelly, throw a shoe over a pub, go to Chasers, softly softly catchy monkey, headbutt a secretary and discuss dwarves – all under the guru-like tutiledge of Mr. David “Bluto” Brent.
Main Course: What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?
We had this question over a year ago, you bastard quizzlet. And I will defer to my previous, and still funny, answer. I may just have to find another source for the weekly questions if this sort of redundancy keeps up. Or get a girlfriend.
Dessert: Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.
One in which I’m unconcious.
Last game purchased?
I don’t really buy games of any kind. Video, card, board or other. Last game I played was ‘Perpetual Commotion’. It’s Solitaire meets Uno and a raging good time!
Name something in which you don’t believe.
Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and Fairytales.
T.V. Boss?
Definitly Sam from Cheers. He’s easy in every aspect.
Lesson learned the hardway?
To have major dental work, such as a root canal, done right the first time so you don’t have to go through it all over again 3 years later.
Idea of perfect relaxation?
Smoking a J and vegging out in front of the T.V.