The frogs drew straws to decide who had to carry the infamous “Squeaky the Incontinent” across the puddle.
Monday’s Quotelet: Puddle Cruiser.
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“Bud”
“WEIIIIII”
“Do you guys like my new fur hat?!?”
“Squeaky, I hope to God those are ball bearings rolling down my back right now, or this is going to be a short trip.”
Do you like that froggie? Huh? Do you like that? Can you feel it? Oh Yeah, you sonofabitch. Take that. You’re such a whore.
“No, Dr. Mephisto, stapling a mouse onto a frog isn’t ‘creating a new species’.”
Quite the swinger, Toad’s biggest concern was his genital warts…until he got a case of the rodents.
“Take me across the lake, and I will give you a wart job!”
Now you suck my jagon.